HOVERCRAFTS are mental, it has emerged.
Experts believe that hovercrafts are easily as futuristic as jetpacks or flying skateboards, but are better overall because they actually work.
Engineer Tom Logan said: “Have you looked at a hovercraft lately? Take a few minutes to check out your nearest hovercraft and you will be blown away.
“It’s a boat that floats on fucking air. You can sail it or drive it on a road.
“I make things for a living but I’ve no idea how that is possible. It must be alien technology.”
“Hovercrafts are frequently overlooked because of their association with normal ferries, which are lame.”
Roy Hobbs, who helped design the first hovercraft, said: “I thought the world would freak out over it.
“Instead everyone said it was ‘interesting’ and ‘quite good’. I was like, ‘but it hovers‘. Then someone muttered something about planes and tanks being better.
“I soon realised we had made the most underrated thing of all time.”