Human brain basically a VHS recorder

THE most extensive scan of the human brain yet has revealed it is essentially a storage unit for highlights from The A Team.

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Female panda 'just wants to stay friends'

THE UK’s panda breeding hopes are in shreds after female Tian Tian announced she likes her prospective partner as a friend.

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