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Lesser-known planets demand cooler names

EXOPLANET Gliese 163c, which could support life, is leading a campaign by obscure planets that are angry about their shit names.

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The Shining sequel 'will make you shit your pants'

“It’s so scary you’re going to literally poo yourself,” says horror master Stephen King.

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