Man spends f**king ages opening bottle of f**king handwash

A MAN spent pretty much his entire fucking evening trying to open a new bottle of hand wash.

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Couple build eco-home powered by their shit-eating grins

A COUPLE are showing off their self-build eco-home, which is powered exclusively by their smug expressions.

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