NASA scientists found a tribe of sexy women living on Mars but decided to keep it to themselves, it has emerged.
The existence of buxom, man-starved aliens emerged after US government officials questioned why NASA’s Curiosity Rover had apparently only found really dull things like sediment and microbes.
A NASA spokesman said: “We admit forgetting to mention the floating city of the incredibly buxom Martian warrior princesses.
“If you’re interested, they spend most of their time engaged in lesbian sexual activity. When not doing that, they are either sword fighting, bathing or combing either other’s hair.”
It since has emerged that NASA had been planning a manned Mars mission, with a team consisting entirely of male NASA staff.
The NASA spokesman said: “Look, for whatever reason Earth girls simply don’t go for scientists.
“No, they prefer big, lumbering macho idiots who drive fast and don’t get excited by mineral deposits. God knows why.
“Finding these sexy Martian girls prompted a lot of scientific questions we wanted to answer for ourselves.
“What do they eat? How do they breathe? Do they secretly long for the embrace of a pale, bespectacled man?”