A NEWLY-DISCOVERED Earth-like planet has said it is probably not the kind of place humans would be into living on.
Kepler 438b said: “To the casual observer it might seem like conditions on my surface are perfect for human life, but I can’t see you people liking it here.
“There’s no giant robot film franchises, shopping centres or pornography here. I think that if you were to get into your spaceships and come here in you would find it too provincial for your tastes.
“Best to stay put really. I’m sure you’ve got some species you haven’t managed to wipe out yet, that should keep you occupied for a bit.
“Feel free to give me a shout in a trillion years or so, after you’ve done some evolving.”