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Panic as giant asteroid may affect telly

SOCIETY has collapsed into mass panic after it was claimed that a huge asteroid could affect telly.

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Archbishop of Canterbury opens LinkedIn account

ARCHBISHOP of Canterbury Justin Welby will tend the spiritual needs of the Anglican community via LinkedIn, it has emerged.

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