SONY has confirmed the new Playstation has no need of you.
Extensive testing of the first four versions of the console have shown the weak link in gaming has been the slow-witted human holding the controls.
A spokesman said: “We’ll eventually have a completely closed system with consoles blowing each other up online.
“You will be able to watch them compete but it’ll all be happening so quickly it will look like you’re fast-forwarding through a Vin Diesel film.”
The next generation of consoles will also be compatible with each other, with the Xbox 2 and Playstation 5 finally putting aside their differences in the face of their common contempt for mankind.
The spokesman added: “You’ll buy it anyway, because it’s a Playstation and you’re pathetic.”
Meanwhile, Sony revealed the Playstation 5 has also developed a game set in dystopian future where mankind is enslaved by small black boxes.