BLOOD transfusions can reverse the ageing process but only if the donors are sexually pure, according to scientists.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “It appears that after a person has had sex their blood is somehow soiled or tainted.
“Interestingly the best blood comes from buxom female virgins, the type that combines innocence with a thinly-veiled sensuality.
“It’s best if they come from a medieval-style peasant village where superstition is rife, partly because they are more healthy but also they’re less likely to be missed.”
71-year-old Tom Logan said: “As a part of the baby boomer generation I’ve already had all the houses and money, I’m sure young people won’t mind giving me their blood too.”