Research confirms link between blob of ice cream on floor and child losing its shit
SCIENTISTS have confirmed a link between a blob of delicious ice cream on a floor and a small child that has gone completely mental.
Research by the Institute for Studies revealed that very loud crying began within seconds of the vanilla ice cream landing on the floor in close proximity to the child that is having an epic meltdown.
Professor Henry Brubaker said: “He is definitely losing his shit and pointing at the ice cream. But as this is a scientific experiment, we have to simply observe and cannot get involved.
“Also, we are busy eating ice cream just a few feet away while making loud, appreciative noises about how delicious it is.
“This does not seem to help the child in any way. If anything it has made him lose his shit even more intensely.
“It really is delicious. I’m not surprised he’s so incredibly upset.”