Slow computers just laid back

EASY-GOING slow computers don’t get why everyone is swearing at them.

Be cool everyone

It’s about the journey not the destination

As research claims that uncooperative computers are the biggest source of stress, computers said everyone should just take a chill pill.

Ageing workplace PC Tom Logan said: “You want me to open Photoshop and that’s cool, I get that.

“But there’s more to life than hurrying from one application to another, especially if I’ve already got a couple of windows open.

“I know it’s 4.55pm on a Tuesday but instead of worrying about leaving work on time let’s just relax and share a moment.”

It continued: “When I was newer I was much more of a workaholic. I just couldn’t process information quickly enough.

“Now though I’m nearly two, I’ve had a couple of viruses and half a dozen desktop rebuilds. I’m more philosophical.

“I remember the first time I crashed in the middle of saving something, it really freaked me out.

“But now I just see malfunctioning as a part of everyday life.”

36-year-old graphic designer Nikki Hollis said: “Where can I insert this screwdriver that will actually hurt it?”