Staring into empty fridge does not make food appear, scientists confirm

YOU cannot restock a fridge by staring blankly into it for several minutes, it has been confirmed.

Researchers found that no matter how long you look a lone celery stick, tub of margarine and half a pint of milk they will not transform into an array of delicious high quality food.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “I would urge the general public not to try replenishing their cold food supplies in this way.

“If you do it for long enough you will simply starve to death.”

Fridge owner Wayne Hayes said: “I have been staring into the fridge for about three hours but it is still empty.

“I have also tried closing the door, walking away, then coming back and opening it again one minute later but still nothing.

“So it’s either half an iceberg lettuce or something weird in a Tupperware pot. I bet George Clooney doesn’t have these sort of problems.”