A TIME traveller from 1964 has expressed his shock and disgust that men are still urinating into a trough.
Martin Bishop, 38, travelled 51 years into the future and was suitably impressed by advances in technology but devastated by the lack of civilised toilet facilities.
Bishop said: “You have come up with 120 new ways to view pornography on the move, but you haven’t got round to fixing the unpleasant business of having to piss next to a total stranger?
“I managed to build a time machine in a decade where hallucinogenic drugs were all the rage. And here you are still living like animals. Have you no self-respect?”
Public toilet designer, Tom Booker, said “He has a point. We basically got to hand dryers and then stopped.
“Someone did come up with some kind of ‘cubicle-lite’ idea but then Dyson hand dryers came out and we all got distracted.”