Monday, 10th May 2021

Widdecombe to cure gay people using magnets

ANN Widdecombe has confirmed that homosexuality could be reversed with powerful magnets.

The Brexit Party MEP believes the magnets could ‘reverse the polarity’ of gayness and turn committed queers into rampant straights.

She said : “The electromagnets would be set up as a doorway and the gay ones could walk through it. If they wanted to. Nobody’s making them. It would be their decision, and their families.

“The magnets would re-orientate their sexuality quickly and painlessly and when the men came out they would have lost all interest in sodomy completely, apart from for old times’ sake.

“They’d be delighted and could go off and have children and drop all their left-wing nonsense and vote sensibly and make their mothers proud.

“Also, if normal people wanted to try being gay for 48 hours they could give it a try and find out what’s wrong with it for themselves.”

Widdecombe added: “None of this is in the least prejudiced. It’s just common sense.”