Thursday, 2nd April 2020

Woman tripping on mushrooms hallucinates world where Brexit vote never happened

A WOMAN who took magic mushrooms has hallucinated a world where the Brexit referendum never happened.

Emma Bradford said: “Oh, man. Everything was just one, you know?

“I just felt completely at peace, there was a leopard trying to have sex with me and Boris Johnson wasn’t prime minister.

“Usually I just do it at a party to have some fun, but now I realise it can actually be a profound spiritual experience.”

Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “When someone takes magic mushrooms, their brain’s default mode network decreases in capacity. This means they no longer think about the past, the future, or about whatever political shitshow is going on at the moment.

“Which means everyone should really be on mushrooms all the time.”