A 30-YEAR-OLD man has gone back to live with his parents, insisting he really enjoys their company.
Nathan Muir said: “I was going through a rough patch and I had to make the decision to just go back to live with my parents, because I really like hanging out with them, whereas my flatmates suck.
“It’s great when my mum calls me from downstairs and yells things unintelligibly. It’s one of the small joys of life.
“Breakfast with my dad while he asks me if I’ve found work? Count me in. You only get one dad, so you better cherish those moments.”
He added: “Also, I’m a bit too embarrassed to bring a girl home after a night out. So I’ve stopped having sex and my life is a lot easier now. It’s just fantastic.”