A KID who didn’t manage to fill his Panini Euro 2020 Cup sticker album has been told that everything in adult life is going to be pretty much like that.
13-year-old Wayne Hayes of Bedford got several big name players for his 2020 album, but is still missing too many to say he even came close to completing it.
Hayes said: “I didn’t get Ronaldo, Harry Kane or Luca Modric, which apparently will set me up nicely in later life for never getting an interesting job, nice car or anything else that I really want.
“And I had to pay for all the stickers in my album even though I didn’t complete it, which will apparently prepare me for the Media Studies degree I’m going to start in about five years time.”
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Wayne also won’t get the girl he falls madly in love with when he is 18.
“She’ll end up going out with a footballer who he’ll get in every packet of stickers he buys for the next World Cup.”