A GROWN man has wowed onlookers by skateboarding down a high street and doing some sort of flip that didn’t come off.
Wayne Hayes, who has skated for the last 19 years, took to Stevenage city centre to show off his skills in the hope a beautiful woman would fall madly in love with him, or at least offer him no-strings sex.
Hayes said: “I think when women get a bit older they are looking for a guy who is into unpaid street sports and wears shorts all year round.
“Local police are routinely telling me to use the council skate facilities in the park, I nod politely but I don’t listen. I think deep down they respect me for that.”
Shop assistant Nikki Hollis said: “God, he really messed up that flip thing he was trying, and he was totally humourless about it.
“Which means he’s not a good skateboarder and he’s a bit of a knobhead too. Every girl’s dream.”