AN ABSOLUTE psychopath has confirmed he puts his socks on before his pants.
Orthodontist Roy Hobbs confessed to the practice after 48 years of secretly going from fully naked to wearing just socks.
Attempting to justify the obscene practice, Hobbs said: “You’ve got to admit, it makes sense. Starting from the ground up is the logical way to get dressed.
“Why are you backing away from me?”
It is estimated that up to one per cent of the male population clandestinely put their socks on first – around the same number that pronounce ‘h’ as ‘haich’, and urinate sitting down.
Hobbs’ partner Mary Fisher said: “I always left the house before Roy in the morning so I had no idea.
“I forgot my purse one day and came back in to get it, and there he was. I didn’t talk to him for two months.
“It’s the main reason I don’t want to marry him.”