THE number of parents loathing the school run with every fibre of their being is already at the level it was in March.
With most parents in England less than a week into twice-daily school runs, parents across the country have reported serious and concerning spikes in their frustration, rage and incidents of swearing at traffic as they try to fit this shit into their busy schedule.
Father-of-two Tom Booker said: “Is it great that the kids aren’t in the house anymore? Yes. Do I bitterly resent every moment I spend dragging their arses to and from school? You bet your balls I do.
“I’d forgotten the pain of getting them dressed, getting them and their shit into the car, trying to find a parking space within half a mile, then schlepping back and forth through drizzle for no thanks whatsoever.
“And now the school’s added the kind of bollocks one-way system popular in supermarkets in June, so you come out completely the opposite side from where you went in.
“Plus they’re barely at school half the day, so you get home, do a bit of work, have a bit of lunch, answer three emails and it’s time to get them again.
“At least there aren’t any f**king after-school clubs to forget about so you have to spend 40 minutes hanging around a park. Yet.”