PEOPLE under 30 are to be banned from achieving any kind of success.
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FA Cup giant-killings to be followed by Premier League dwarf-killings
FOLLOWING the weekend’s giant-killing FA Cup wins, the Premier League has promised that next weekend’s dwarf-crushings will continue as usual.
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