YET another unpleasant chocolate from a £2 advent calendar has been ritually chewed and swallowed.
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Advent chocolate dutifully choked down
Forth Bridge pissed
THE Forth Road Bridge has been closed after engineers discovered it was well over the safe alcohol limit, it has emerged.
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