YOUR regular Christmas card from a couple you’ve never met has arrived.
The card from ‘Ken and Margaret’, which this year has a reindeer on the front, wishes you a merry Christmas and great 2013 without providing further details.
The most logical explanation would be that their cards are intended for the previous occupants of your house. However, they do have your name on them.
Joanna Kramer, your partner, said: For a few years I thought it was one of the neighbours but then why would they waste money on a stamp?
My next theory, that we didnt know them at all, was sparked when 2007s card inaccurately said Sorry to hear about your leg.
“So for a while we thought they were funny, especially 2010s photocard of a fat kid in a tutu.
Then in 2012 they somehow knew about my new job, which sent a chill through me. Or did they? Was it just a coincidence?
Im desperate to send a message to them, even if the message is only Stop sending us cards, you’re weird.