Saturday, 7th December 2019

Baby's 'quirky personality' consists of crying and sh*tting

A BABY'S habit of crying and defecating constantly are part of his 'quirky personality', it has been confirmed.

The baby's mother, Sue Logan, said: “He's just so cute and adorable. Look at how loud and dirty he is. It's absolutely fascinating.

“He's just so funny and interesting when he's making me sleep-deprived and really quite insane.”

The baby's father, Tom Logan, added: “His incredible personality really comes to the fore when he takes a massive dump right next to my face.”

The baby's older sister Laura said: “In a few short years he will share my personality quirk of asking 18 million questions a day.”