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Barbecue happening even if we all drown, man tells friends

A MAN who is holding a barbecue this afternoon is going ahead with it no matter what, he has confirmed.

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A-level student joins shadow cabinet via clearing

AN A-level student with disappointing exam results has used the ‘clearing’ system to find a place in Jeremy Corbyn’s shadow cabinet.

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