Britons only able to let go emotionally when barmaid breaks a glass

BRITONS are only able to express their true emotional state when a pub worker drops a tray of glasses, it has been confirmed.

Drinkers at a London Wetherspoon roared with a weird mixture of joy, hilarity and pent-up aggression when barmaid Emma Bradford dropped a tray of 13 pint glasses.

Drinker Roy Hobbs said: “The whole room had been sat in near-silence, just men and women hunched over pints with the occasional hacking cough or clack of a domino.

“But at the sound of breaking glass everyone went apeshit. There were people on chairs waving their hats and cheering the broken glass.

“After about three seconds it all went silent again, as if nothing had happened.”

He added: “When my first child was born I barely made a sound, but there’s something about the sound of a shattering pint glass that just resonates in my soul.

“Weirdly though it only works in the pub. I’ve tried dropping glasses at home, it’s not remotely fun and  you have to sweep it up.”