COMPETENT builders have left their middle-class employers unable to complain extensively to friends.
Mother-of-two Nikki Hollis said: “I’m desperate to tell everyone I know about our expensive building work, but the efficient and businesslike approach of the workmen has left me without a sly context for doing so.
“I’ve been trying to convince them to knock the wrong wall down, but they’re not having it, they keep saying it’ll make the house collapse.
“How can they be so stupid as to totally not get it?”
“They turn up every day on time and put in a full day of hard manual labour with only sporadic tea breaks. Probably they’ll even finish it on time.
“I hate them so much it makes my hands hurt.”