DAVID Cameron has confirmed it is okay to steal stuff from foreigners.
The prime minister confirmed that any money earned by illegal immigrants is not their money at all and you can have it if you want it.
He said: “If you suspect there’s an illegal immigrant living nearby then wait until they’ve gone to work and then help yourself to all their things.
“If it turns out they’re here legally then you can just give it back, no harm done. Or you can keep it. Whatever.”
He added: “And when you’re ransacking their house, don’t feel you have to rush because they’ll probably be on a 14-hour shift doing something absolutely hellish that you wouldn’t do in a million years.
“It’s great being British isn’t it? We’re just so fucking brilliant.”