Couple has f**king website for wedding

A COUPLE’S forthcoming wedding has a whole f**king website devoted to it.

34-year-old Nikki Hollis and her fiancé Martin Bishop sent out invites directing guests to ‘nikkimartin4ever.org’ which features detailed information about how great they are.

Invitee Stephen Malley said: “It’s like a proper website that they’ve made, or paid someone to make for them. Jesus.”

The site’s home page features a big picture of the couple and various sections including one called ‘Our Story’.

Malley said: “It’s a whole long thing about how they met and fell in love, written in a sweet but wryly amusing manner.

“Clearly nobody is interested in that. Oh hang, on here’s a picture of Nikki in her bikini.

“That’s a bit more like it.”

Nikki Hollis said: “This website isn’t just about us, it’s about love. Although it is mainly about us.”