Couple in first Corbyn-based divorce

A COUPLE is to become the first in Britain to divorce because of Jeremy Corbyn.

Tom and Helen Logan have split with Mrs Logan claiming her husband has spent the last six months shoehorning how great Corbyn is into every conversation.

Mrs Logan’s solicitor, Nikki Hollis, said: “He marked their 32nd wedding anniversary with a Moonpig card that read ‘Happy as-many-years-as-Corbyn-has-been-an-MP anniversary’.

“My client doesn’t expect hearts and flowers, but an anniversary card with a photo of a 66-year-old hippy is just deeply unpleasant.”

According to Mrs Logan her husband also started saying ‘Jez’ instead of ‘yes’. A typical comment would be, ‘Jez it is cold out today, but not as cold as Labour’s prospects without Corbyn’.

Hollis added: “We’re going to take him for everything he’s got. It’ll be as if he’s a millionaire and we’re Jeremy Corbyn.”