A COUPLE on a first date are really over doing their body language signals, it has emerged.
Emma Bradford said: “When he started talking about being a season ticket holder for some football team, I casually glanced at my phone and then, even more casually, glanced around the restaurant.
“Then I casually smiled at the waiter, who casually smiled back.”
Tom Booker said: “She started talking about her ex-boyfriend and how he was a big time guy in the ‘City’ and how he drove a Mercedes.
“So, I casually lent back and put my hands on top of my head and then gazed around the restaurant like I didn’t give a shit.
“Then I casually smiled at the waitress who casually ignored me.”
Booker and Bradford stressed they will still be having sex as both had agreed beforehand that the meal was simply providing a thin veneer of respectability.