A COUPLE only see their friends so they can slag them off on the drive home, they have admitted.
Tom Booker and Emma Bradford make plans most weekends to catch up with people from work or university, and then verbally dismantle them in the car afterwards.
Bradford said: “It’s the only thing keeping our friendships alive. There’s no way I’d bother spending money on their weddings and birthdays otherwise.
“We just had a lovely meal with an old college friend, Maria, whose hair makes her look like an alien abductee. Her husband Tony’s a plumber and almost certainly a porn addict.”
The couple have been pulling their acquaintances to pieces after every interaction for the last six years, and have no plans to stop.
Booker said: “Brunch is the perfect time to meet up because you basically get a whole day afterwards talk about how Darren was wearing tight Chinos from TK Maxx and Susan is definitely shagging her pilates teacher.
“Some people might think this is all a bit out of order, but they don’t know our friends. They can be very bitchy.”