A WOMAN does not actually have to give her candid opinion in a blunt and tactless way, it has emerged.
Office worker Emma Bradford gives the impression she is somehow compelled to judge others, but could also just keep her opinions to herself like everyone else does.
Colleague Nikki Hollis said: “When Emma ‘speaks as she finds’ it’s always something like, ‘I see Kate’s off sick, but then she does like a glass or 10 of wine, I hear.’
“She never says things like ‘Isn’t Pete a lovely guy?’. It’s almost as if she’s not motivated by a noble devotion to the truth but just enjoys being unpleasant.”
“I googled ‘being honest’ and it turns out it isn’t something you can’t control like Tourette’s, so you can always shut the fuck up. I may explain that if Emma tells me I’ve put on weight again.”
Bradford said: “I suppose I’m just more honest and moral than most people. It’s just my way and I feel it helps people because they can stop doing things like wearing an unflattering dress or being a minger.”