Dads in training for pointlessly competitive games of Trivial Pursuit


BRITAIN’S fathers have begun training for this year’s absurdly competitive Christmas Day games of Trivial Pursuit.

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Middle class children ask for massive plastic toys to annoy parents

MIDDLE class children are asking for large, brightly coloured plastic toys for Christmas that will ruin their parent’s tasteful lifestyle.

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