THERE is a high probability that the decadent western lifestyle will be maintained, it has emerged.
People able to make decisions in an atmosphere of relative freedom stressed that, all things considered, there is a fairly strong chance they will just carry on being themselves.
Tom Logan, from Stevenage, said: “I’m thinking about doing several decadent things today.
“It will mostly involve going to work, reading a newspaper, having a spot of lunch, maybe a couple of pints at teatime and then going home to watch Doctor Who on iPlayer.
“I may even end up sitting next to a woman on a bus. Who the hell knows?”
Jane Thompson, from Hatfield, added: “I did think about giving up my career, but then I thought, ‘nah, I’ll probably just crack on’.
“My friends and I are debating whether or not to have a drink later and talk about politics in a free and open manner. It’s a puzzler isn’t it?”