IN the busy, modern world it can be hard to tell if you’re living like an actual grown up with their own place of residence or if you still live with your mum and dad, like a toddler. Take our test to find out:
How do you wash your clothes?
a) Washing machine or when it’s buggered like now because there’s coins and tissues in the drainage, it’s the bloody laundrette
b) I put them in a basket in my room
What are you having for dinner tonight?
a) Either a Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle or a fish-finger smorgasbord, because there’s only one slice of bread
b) Not sure yet, possibly lamb chops in rich gravy with roast potatoes on the side, but if it’s not exactly what I fancy I’ll complain bitterly
How much rent do you pay?
a) 85 per cent of my salary
b) £85 a week which includes food and utility bills. I know, it’s an absolute rip-off, that’s my money
What kind of car do you drive?
a) The financial advisor says I’ll be able to afford a 2001 Toyota Yaris when I’m 55, but insurance might be a problem
b) VW Beetle convertible in custom hot pink, 2.0 litre diesel. It’s getting a bit old though, I might trade it in
Would you like to move in with your partner?
a) Not really, but the savings in rent would mean we can afford a meal out once every two months
b) Not really, his/her parents wear onesies at the weekend
Mostly As: You do not live with your parents. Congratulations on being an adult. It’s shit.
Mostly Bs: You live with your parents and are a spoiled brat secretly envied by all friends who tell you to move out.