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Documentary To Show Taliban Thinking Prince Harry's An Arsehole

A SHOCKING drama-documentary will show the Taliban kidnapping Prince Harry and then regretting it almost immediately.

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Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)A romantic weekend away is the perfect opportunity to pop the question your soul has demanded the answer to but your heart has dared not ask. Just don’t use the word ‘dirtbox’.

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