Everyone has forgotten what Cameron was rumoured to have done

THE story that went round last week about David Cameron has completely disappeared from the public mind, it has emerged.

Only a few days ago, the internet was rife with insinuations that he participated in some kind of obscene act.

But now, with the rugby world cup, the Volkswagen emissions scandal and Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour conference speech, no one can remember what it was.

Tom Logan, from Workington, said: “Oh yes, there was something, wasn’t there? Was it to do with a private members’ bill on farm subsidies?”

Nikki Hollis, from Hatfield added:  “Now that you mention it, I do recall seeing something on Twitter. He was at a friend’s house… he sang a song about a chicken…

“Nope, it’s gone.”

A Downing Street spokesman said: “Well, that’s a relief.”