EVERYONE on the bus into work today was writing a status update or tweet about another passenger, it has emerged.
24-year-old Stephen Malley tweeted: “The gorgeous blonde is back on the bus to work. You shall be mine!”
Seconds later, window seat occupant Nikki Hollis posted on Facebook: “The weird guy who stares at me and tried to take my picture on his phone is here again. Might inform police.”
Fellow traveller Emma Bradford posted: “The guy next to me on this bus stinks of piss #showermuch?”
Her seat neighbour Tom Booker posted: “Been drinking since Paddy’s Day. I stink of piss.
“Anyway, this knobhead in front of me is reading the Daily Mail #fascist.”
Banker Norman Steele tweeted: “I like the look of this Stephen Crabb. He could definitely be the new Bond #bromance.”
Meanwhile bus driver Bill McKay tweeted: “I hate being a bus driver. Hope they catch me tweeting and sack my ass for gross negligence.”