ANY person with a job is to be given a gold object and some attention, it has emerged.
In a move inspired by the Oscars, anyone who does some sort of work will get a glittering prize to make them feel special.
A government spokesman said: “Most people think actors just get paid in awards, but incredibly they get money too – often several times the minimum wage.
“Seeing how happy the famous people look with their gold objects, we governments of the Western world have decide to give a gold man to all productive citizens.
“Gold-coloured plastic, obviously, otherwise you’d be getting a massive tax bill.
“This grand gesture will have no more or less meaning than the Oscars ceremony itself.”
