EVERY single person in Britain is wondering when they can go back to not knowing or caring who or what the DUP is, research has confirmed.
With the ultra conservative Northern Irish Party now having some sort of daily say in British life, 100 percent of people have confirmed they genuinely wish they would just fuck right off.
Tom Booker said, “What I love about Arlene Foster is, well, I’ll be honest, I have absolutely no way of finishing that sentence. Actually, no wait, I’ve got one.
“What I love about Arlene Foster is that due to the democratic and ever changing nature of politics she will definitely, at some point in the future, definitely, definitely, have to fuck right off my TV screen.”
“And with any luck she’ll also take her hate filled, archaic, clown-shoe opinions with her.”
Emma Bradford added: “I didn’t know anything about the DUP until Theresa May shat one and had to make some sort of deal with them.”
“Now I know that they’re anti-abortion, anti-same sex marriage and they opposed the Good Friday Agreement. Well, I can see why none of my mates ever told me I should check them out.”
Martin Bishop added, “I like the look of that Sammy Wilson bloke. Actually, sorry that’s not Sammy Wilson. My TV just got stuck on an early episode of Minder which was about a dodgy second hand car dealer who spends all day in the pub drinking pints of mild but I’m sure you can understand my confusion.”