Explain that the lavatory is located indoors: How to put your Northern guests at ease

YOU’RE having a party. But there’s a snag – you’ve got guests from ‘Oop North’ who may feel out of their depth, socially inferior and in need of a bath. Here’s how to spare them embarrassment.

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You'll never believe what this caterpillar looks like now!

SEE this caterpillar? The iconic larval stage insect is unrecognisable after emerging from a chrysalis.

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