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Guardian reader cowering from fireworks

DEAFENING fireworks will be causing a Guardian reader to scurry for cover behind his sofa tonight.

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Co-worker desperate to let you know he had sex last night

AN office worker has tried to crowbar having sex the night before into every conversation.

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