A HAIRCUT turned weird and awkward after a barber and a customer failed to have a discussion about football.
Tom Booker was having his haircut by Wayne Hayes in an encounter which lasted about 10 minutes but felt like six hours.
Booker said: “He asked what I thought about ‘the football’, and I said that I don’t care about ‘the football’ in any way whatsoever and that I’m more of a theatre fan. This made him flinch.
“Then he pretended to be extra careful about attaching the thing to the clipper thing that makes your hair different lengths, but I could tell he was stalling while thinking of other topics. It was really horrible.”
Hayes said: “This is an empty husk of a man.
“He could at least have pretended to like football. He could have pretended to be a proper man. It’s weird and wrong and I hope he never comes back.”