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High streets still the best place for a drunken fight

THE government has laid out its vision of a modern high street based around Britain’s love of fighting.

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Queen unveils plan for foul-mouthed jubilee tirade

PLANS for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee will include a speech of unimaginable filth.

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