TRENDY people who want to copy Donald Trump’s hair in an ironic way are finding it impossible, it has emerged.
Tom Logan, a 27-year old social media manager, decided it would be a ‘super cool’ statement to have his hair like the insane murder clown president, but has found that even a vaguely similar look is very hard to achieve.
Logan said: “From the insipid shredded wheat colour to the wildly opposed combing angles, I haven’t been able to manage any of it.
“I figured out I had to grow the top really long whilst keeping the sides at a ‘difficult’ length, but I couldn’t recreate that lacquered comb over thing that somehow manages to be both bouffant and flat at the same time.”
Logan added: “It’s like a shape-shifting demon is sitting on top of his head. Maybe he is actually a really nice guy and his hair has taken control of his mind.”