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How to survive an endless series of crises when you're in a safe, distant country

UKRAINE, Gaza, Iran, Sudan, melting glaciers. But, through it all, you’ve remained in a nice house in Sussex eating crisps in your joggers. Here’s how to cope: 

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What to do if someone is having a non-heatwave conversation: An emergency guide

RIGHT now, everyone should be talking about the heatwave to the exclusion of all other topics. Here’s how to intervene quickly and safely if anything else is discussed: 

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