Hungover man fights back tears after watching literally anything

A HUNGOVER man is struggling to stop himself from crying at the slightest provocation.

Tom Logan confirmed he cannot watch anything without picking up on the vaguest emotional resonance and immediately sobbing.

He said: “As I’ve got older my hangovers have become more and more vicious. Throbbing headaches, churning stomach, feeling like you want to die and so on. But I never expected that I would start to get so emotional.

“There was an advert for double glazing that featured a man in his sixties. It made me think of my dad – who is absolutely fine. Then I thought about my mum and sister, and then how I’d feel if anything bad ever happened to them. I was inconsolable for the next half hour.

“At least that made some sort of sense but I just had a little weep after reading the back of a Toilet Duck bottle.

“Oh god, here it comes again. Don’t look at me.”