A HUSBAND has been made an offer he could technically refuse but will not if he actually thinks about it.
Eleanor Bishop, 31, has been watching the dishes gradually pile up in the sink over the past four days and making half-jokes in the hope that husband Martin do something about it.
Speaking through gritted teeth she said: “I’m not saying he has to do them, but if he would like to do them, that would be really nice.
“I mean they’re halfway to the ceiling, and it’s not like we’re entering our sink into the Turner Prize is it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha.”
Martin Bishop added: “I suppose I should probably get those done.
“Come to think of it, my friend’s wife said the same when she gave him the option and that’s how he lost an eye.”
Mrs Bishop added: “Now that you’re ‘on a roll’, perhaps you’d also like to empty the bins?”