AN idiot has proclaimed his sunburn to be some sort of achievement.
Martin Bishop, 25, went out in 28 degree heat with his shirt off and without any sun cream, despite his pale skin.
He said: “My girlfriend tried putting after-sun on me and that really, really hurt. We filmed it and put it on Facebook. It was amazing.”
Girlfriend Jane Thomson said: “He always does this. Every summer he reckons he’ll get a tan then he walks outside and almost bursts into flames. He’s a total fucking idiot and I need to sort my life out.”
Martin’s friend, Tom Booker, said “Martin seems to be under the impression that we’re impressed by this. That is not the case.
“I have no respect for him and I am glad he is in pain.”
